Exclusive for ArofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Days 1 thru 7
Dear Diary,
Day 1
it”s Monday, my first day, and I can tell you Jail sucks. I mean I”m sorry and all for whatever they said I did. I mean I was just getting a damn burger, since when is that a crime??? I hate It here. And I”m freaking out cos they just told me that I can only use the phone for something like an hour, and I have to call collect, which I never did before. Weird? and I have to use a regular phone that other people touch and stuff! And they said there”d be no torture! I hate this place. If I”d a known all this I would never have come. I can”t wait to leave. I can”t believe I”m allowed one stupid hour on line! At least I can cram in some shopping but man this is like so killing me. How could they put ME in here? I have something like 167699 myspace friends, I mean come on, doesn”t that count for something?
Day 2
I broke a nail
Day 3
Ican”tfuckingtakeitanymore!!!! I told the judge that from now on I”ll pay attention to everything and I am, I really am. But the problem is that I have too much time to think. I”m freakin” I really am. I see how shallow my whole life has been, totally caught up in the consumerism and illusions of celebrity and now that I am forced to look inward I see how each breath I take is a gift and that life is precious and how from now on I”m gonna totally look at life differently.
I just re-read this and it”s pretty clear I”m going crazy!! HELP ME!!
Day 4
I”m home, I am so so glad to be out of that rat infested damp cell.Actully I think the walls were sheet rock cos I could hear the girl next door freakin out. But whatever. I got off because I have something called a malady or syndrome. I am deeply afflicted with claustrophobia syndrome or something like that. But whatever I”m home, in my room and oops there goes my phone again. Continue reading “Paris is burning”