Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

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From Dromedary Hump, author of The Atheist Camel Chronicles: Debate Themes & Arguments for the Non-Believer (and those who think they might be) comes:


Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA

“The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World”

Jessie.PA180550smYou’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

thanks Erin