“Deaf people love porn too and it’s my job to make sure they enjoy it on every level.”

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PornHub Caption Writer – Mini-Mocks from Comedy Central

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“Sweden’s Giant Snow Penis Was Erased, So This Man Created an Even Bigger One”
by Ed Mazza
Huffington Post
January 22, 2016

The giant snow penis cannot be stopped.

Emilian Sava, one of the workers who had to clear a giant snow penis from a park in Sweden, felt so guilty about the act of phallic vandalism that he erected his own giant snow schlong, according to The Local.

And in what may be the world’s greatest display of penis envy, the new snow penis is much more massive than the old one.

The original penis was carved into the snow over a frozen moat in Kungsparken (King’s Park) in the city of Gothenburg. It quickly aroused complaints from members of the community. Read more.

From DangerousMinds.net, posted by Martin Schneider: A very NSFW LiveLeak video (you’ve been warned) of bass-akwards proportions.

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Thanks Mark.

From the Daily Beast: Gabriella Paiella delves into WoodRocket, the world”™s preeminent producer of porn parodies in Inside the Greatest Porn Parody Factory: From “˜Game of Bones”™ to “˜The Humper Games”™.

Watch one of their NSFW teases:
SpongeKnob SquareNuts – The XXX Parody trailer

From Brian:

F**k Everything (Jon Lajoie)

Editor’s Note: This video depicts graphic and deadly American military action against unarmed, non-combatant people, two of whom were Reuters journalists holding cameras standing on a street in Iraq in 2007. The incident was vetted by the military and apparently covered up. WikiLeaks obtained the footage from military whistleblowers and stands by its authenticity. It is difficult to watch. Proceed with caution.

Collateral Murder – Short Version [17:47]

WikiLeaks has released a classified U.S. military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-site, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.

The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured. After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own “Rules of Engagement”…

For further information and/or to see the longer version of this video, please visit the special project website, CollateralMurder.com

thanks Don

Egyptians pan Asian import that ‘restores’ virginity
by Broderick Perkins
Offbeat News Examiner
October 12, 2009

An Asian import grants a woman a sort of “do over” on her first time in the sack and conservative Egyptian lawmakers want to ban the device, unambiguously named the “Artificial Virginity Hymen.”

After a woman inserts the device, it expands to make the woman feel tighter. Intercourse pressures the device to rupture and leak “just the right amount” of blood-like liquid, according to Gigimo-brand product literature.

“Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable,” the product’s description continues.

Available for $30, the artificial hymen is intended to help newly wed wives dupe their husbands into believing they are virgins, a marriage prerequisite for many women of the Middle East. The product’s description says the faux hymen is made in Japan, but it’s shipped from an online Chinese sex products company. (more…)

Purported to be a clip from the Swedish movie ”Hip Hip Hora”, a 2004 teen Swedish movie, directed by Teresa Fabik, known as The Ketchup Effect in most English-speaking countries. Posted on YouTube by Scheeve

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A small tribute to George Carlin by DCLugi

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Check out this song by Riskay from The Drama Diary (click at the bottom of this post to hear the mp3).

The video is on YouTube (still shots of Riskay over the music), and then there’s this SIMS2 version (same music) from illuminatiwarrior:

Thanks Max

From Oddee.com:

The Church of Euthanasia: “Save the Planet, Kill Yourself”
Bizarre Religions and Cults around the World
October 25, 2007

The Church of Euthanasia (CoE) is a dadaist organization started by Rev. Chris Korda in the Boston, Massachusetts area of the United States. According to the church’s website, it is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.” The CoE uses sermons, music, culture jamming, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth’s unsustainable population. The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with anti-abortion Christian activists.

According to the church’s website, the one commandment is “Thou shalt not procreate”. The CoE further asserts four principle pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism (“strictly limited to consumption of the already dead”), and sodomy (“any sexual act not intended for procreation”). The church stresses population reduction by voluntary means only. Therefore murder, rape and involuntary sterilization are strictly forbidden by church doctrine. (more…)

Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career