Fake Excuses for Sale

From CNN:

Thackerville, Oklahoma (AP) — Feeling like playing hooky, but nervous about getting caught? The Excused Absence Network has got your back.

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For about $25, students and employees can buy excuse notes that appear to come from doctors or hospitals. Other options include a fake jury summons or an authentic-looking funeral service program complete with comforting poems and a list of pallbearers.

Some question whether the products are legal or ethical — or even work — but the company’s owners say they’re just helping people do something they would have done anyway. Continue reading “Fake Excuses for Sale”

Giuliani: Fast and Loose with the Facts

From FactCheck.org:

A Bogus Cancer Statistic
October 30, 2007

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In a new radio ad, Rudy Giuliani falsely claims that under England”s “socialized medicine” system only 44 percent of men with prostate cancer survive.

We tracked down the source of that number, which turns out to be the result of bad math by a Giuliani campaign adviser, who admits to us that his figure isn”t “technically” a survival rate at all. Furthermore, the author of the study on which Giuliani”s man based his calculations tells us his work is being misused, and that the 44 percent figure is both wrong and “misleading.” Continue reading “Giuliani: Fast and Loose with the Facts”

Fake FEMA Press Conference

FEMA Meets the Press, Which Happens to Be . . . FEMA
by Al Kamen
The Washington Post
October 26, 2007

FEMA has truly learned the lessons of Katrina. Even its handling of the media has improved dramatically. For example, as the California wildfires raged Tuesday, Vice Adm. Harvey E. Johnson, the deputy administrator, had a 1 p.m. news briefing.

Reporters were given only 15 minutes’ notice of the briefing, making it unlikely many could show up at FEMA’s Southwest D.C. offices.

They were given an 800 number to call in, though it was a “listen only” line, the notice said — no questions. Parts of the briefing were carried live on Fox News, MSNBC and other outlets.

Johnson stood behind a lectern and began with an overview before saying he would take a few questions. Continue reading “Fake FEMA Press Conference”

Supersize This

Ogborn gets $6.1 million in strip-search lawsuit
Verdict called ‘vindication’ in McDonald’s case

by Andrew Wolfson
The Courier-Journal
October 6, 2007

Ogborn was one of dozens of victims of a hoax caller who over more than a decade duped managers at as many as 160 fast-food restaurants and other stores into strip-searching and sexually humiliating employees.

bilde-200.jpgAfter deliberating for 13 hours over two days, a Bullitt Circuit Court jury yesterday awarded Louise Ogborn $6.1 million — including $5 million in punitive damages — in her strip-search hoax lawsuit against the McDonald’s Corp.

Ogborn, 21, burst into tears when the verdict was announced, then hugged her mother and grandparents.

She told reporters she felt relieved the case was over and plans to use the money to eventually go to law school.

“She wants to right wrongs,” said her lead counsel, Ann Oldfather.

Ogborn, who worked as a $6.35-an-hour crew member at McDonald’s Mount Washington store, was detained, stripped and sexually assaulted on April 9, 2004, at the behest of a caller who pretended he was a police officer and accused her of stealing a customer’s purse.

In her suit against McDonald’s, Ogborn had sought $200 million, but Oldfather called the verdict a “resounding vindication” and a “total rejection” of the company’s claim it had no responsibility for Ogborn’s ordeal and that of victims of strip-search hoaxes at 40 of its other restaurants. Continue reading “Supersize This”

There’s Something About Reality TV

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NY Post, Page Six
October 4, 2007

The gorgeous star of “There’s Something About Miriam” won’t be doing any promotion for the dating show, premiering on Fox Reality channel on Halloween. The show, which first aired in Britain in 2004, featured six men competing for the 21-year-old Mexican stunner. They were filmed in Ibiza, Spain, kissing and seducing Miriam for weeks before she revealed she was a pre-op transsexual – a she-male. One contestant punched out a producer and they all sued, claiming they’d been tricked and were devastated. The men settled for an undisclosed amount. Continue reading “There’s Something About Reality TV”