Wankband: Power to the People

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The ‘Wankband’ Will Offer Users The Ability To Charge Their Phones And Mobile Devices By Masturbating
by Curtis M. Wong
The Huffington Post
February 27, 2015

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Adult video website Pornhub has developed an environmentally friendly way to charge your phone and other mobile devices… while you masturbate.

Dubbed the “Wankband,” the new, wearable device generates electricity via a valve that generates and stores energy with an up-and-down motion such as a back-and-forth motion of the wrist. The energy is stored with an internal kinetic charger.

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“At Pornhub, we realize that by offering our users millions of hours of adult content, we are part of the problem,” a video on the site explains. “That’s why we’re going to show men that they can save the planet by doing what they do best.”

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