High-Minded Holiday Gifts 2009: Toilet Sound Blocker

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From the Japan Trend Shop:

We all know what’s it like. You are sitting on the toilet and you know the people right outside can hear your every noise. Well, now we have the perfect product to help you in this embarrassing situation.

Small and clipping easily to your mobile, the Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker makes the noise of a toilet flushing to hide the other noises you might be making. Press the button twice and the sound of flushing lasts for 25 seconds. Press it again twice to stop the noise. It comes in three different designs: pink has a cute ‘love’ mark; blue is decorated with a ribbon motif; white has a green slogan – after all, this little device means you won’t have to flush for real and thus saves water. US$19 plus shipping.

thanks Don