You Can Kiss My Umbrella

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Filed under: Satire

If you like umbrellas that also make a statement, you’ll really enjoy assbrellas. They’re black with a full moon printed on top. We’re sure you’ll get lots of laughs from people viewing you from above. Or, better yet, tilt it to make your point. A must-have for strolling past the UN, walking on Wall Street, or visiting anywhere else you’d like to drop your drawers.

You’ll pray for rain!