Disease Mongering Engine
posted by ModeratorFiled under: Satire
From Mike Adams at NewsTarget.com:
Why let the drug companies have all the fun? You can invent diseases, too! Click the “Generate” button to create your very own disease, disorder or syndrome.
Disease Options include:
Delusional Maladaptive Phobia Disorder (DMPD), defined as unreal thoughts, visions or voices in conjunction with the aberrant inability to adjust to normal responses or behaviors during fearful episodes.
Medication-Induced Premature Hyperactivity Syndrome With Flatulence (MPHSWF), which involves drug-induced toxic side effects impacting physiology and neurology whose main phenomenological feature is an unplanned, temporally-distorted physiological response exaggerated by erratic, highly energetic speech or behavior, interrupted by intermittent explosions of methane gas from the anus.
Paranoid Visual Motivation Dysfunction With Speaking In Tongues (PVMDWSIT). A disorder usually associated with extreme fear of persecution whose main phenomenological feature is the imagined perception of lights, patterns or objects in the visual cortex while losing the will to do anything meaningful, complicated by an uncontrollable urge to rapidly speak at loud volumes in unknown languages.
Like that one? Take the following steps to get filthy rich!
Cartoon by Mike Adams of NewsTarget.com
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