Argentina Answers To the Crazy Call Of Dr. Tangalanga
by Matt Moffett
The Wall Street Journal
December 15, 2007
Phone Prankster Spouting Nonsense Delights Crowds…
Buenos Aires — Last month, 700 people turned out at a nightclub to celebrate Julio de Rizio’s 91st birthday. Mr. de Rizio himself provided the entertainment, using a telephone hooked up to the audio system.
He dialed a convenience store and, in a tone that was civility itself, inquired about closing time. “I’m asking because I’m going to rob you at 3 a.m.,” he told the startled clerk.
Mr. de Rizio then made harassing calls to a middle-aged comic-book collector and to a fellow who was offering his services as pop vocalist. He got him to belt out a few bars — badly off-key. Finally, he called a handyman who had advertised that he would take care of “everything your husband doesn’t have time to fix.” Mr. de Rizio went off on a bawdy riff about not having time to satisfy his wife. He asked the flustered handyman whether he could fix that.
Mr. de Rizio, known by his stage name, Dr. Tangalanga, has won fame and fans throughout Latin America for making prank phone calls. His devotees call him “the telephone avenger” for the verbal pummeling he inflicts on inept or unscrupulous service providers — quack healers, tarot card charlatans, butchers with heavy thumbs and builders who misfire their caulk-guns. Continue reading “Dr. Tangalanga and the Timeless Gift of Gab”