She Asked God for a Job. God Said “No”

Ask and ye shall receive. Michele Bachmann gets her answer.


Michele Bachmann Just Got An Actual Sign From God, And It”™s Absolutely Priceless
by Ed Mazza
Huffington Post
February 2, 2018

This is probably not the answer she was looking for.

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Michele Bachmann, the former Republican congresswoman from Minnesota, indicated last year that she was looking for a sign from God about whether she should run for the U.S. Senate.

God “• or rather a prankster claiming to be the deity “• answered with an actual sign:

Bachmann, one of Trump”™s evangelical advisors, told doomsday food salesman Jim Bakker in December that people have been urging her to run in November”™s special election for the seat Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) vacated after a sexual harassment scandal. Bachmann said she trusts “in a big God” and that she was supposed to run for president, referring to her failed 2012 bid, which she called “wildly successful.”

“I fulfilled the calling God gave me,” Bachmann said. “So the question is: Am I being called to do this now? I don”™t know.”

If she”™s looking for a sign, she might want to check out the billboard in St. Paul, Minnesota, which appeared to be the result of a crowdfunding project from the satirical website thegoodlordabove.com.