Now You Can Say “Kiss My Sweet Ass” and Mean It in the Nicest Way

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Perfect gift for the real asshole in your life…


You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Partner’s Anus (Or Your Own), Just In Time For The Holidays
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If you’re looking for something to say, “I love you, happy holidays!!” why not get a chocolate mold of your anus and gift it to your boo? Or, grab a mold of your significant other’s behind to show them just how much you adore their poop shoot. While it seems a bit crazy, and a bit #fakenews, this is the real deal, y’all. If you’re as obsessed with your partner’s ass as they are with yours, show them the right way by making it edible. Edible Anus, a company that specializes in – you guessed it – edible anus’, will send you a box of three chocolate butts for only $10. Magnus Irvin, the owner of Edible Anus, is clearly onto something here.