How to Get Something for Nothing

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51czsrqrgyl_sl500_aa240_-158.jpg…the promise from a new book by Todd Robbins called The Modern Con Man: How to Get Something for Nothing, a hardcover, 250-page guide to scamming your way through life.

Here’s a tease from the author: check out “Screen-Savior”. If you need a few extra minutes to read an article or talk on the phone when you’re at work, you’ll find something that will help make it seem like you’re waiting for your computer to do… something. And if anyone catches you not working, just shrug toward the screen and say “the system’s so slow today…” It can buy you a ten-minute timeout.