High-Minded Holiday Gifts: Psycho Shower Curtain

posted by Moderator
Filed under: Satire

Psycho Shower Curtain, from Dave Barry’s Holiday Gift Guide, Miami Herald:

This is the perfect companion to the scary grasping hand soap: a shower curtain with a shadow of the crazy Psycho stabbing lady (played by Martha Stewart). With these two products in place, no guest will even enter the guest bathroom. It’s a hostess’s dream come true!

$24.89 plus shipping and handling. Suggested by Peter Metrinko of Chantilly, Va.

Thanks Steff