Legal Notices & Conditions of Use

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This site is meant to be humorous, satirical and challenging. People without an open mind and a profound sense of humor should proceed at their own risk.

By using, or, you signify your agreement to the following policies:

You are 18 years old or older, or, if not, you are viewing pages on this site with parental permission and/or guidance. Not all pages on the site are suitable for all ages and all sensibilities. Visitor discretion is advised.

Any work submitted to this site for publication will be credited to the submitter and to whomever else the submitter indicates should receive authorship credit. The site assumes that all contributors will do their best to honor the intellectual property rights of others. Providing correct attribution is the responsibility of the contributor. will function merely as a “pass-through” and will not be responsible for any intellectual rights that are not under its owner’s control. If ownership of any materials is contested by a third party, they will be removed from the site until the rights ownership can be clarified.

Joey Skaggs takes no responsibility for any written material, photographs, sound files, video files, or any other media that is not totally under his control and ownership.

Links: Joey Skaggs has no connection or affiliation with, and takes no responsibility for, any links on this Web site that are not totally under his own control or ownership.

Copyrights: All content included on this site, such as text, photographs, graphics, logos, buttons, icons, images, and sounds, unless otherwise noted, is the property of either the submitter or of Joey Skaggs and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. Reproduction, modification, distribution, transmission, replication, display, or performance of the content of this site is strictly prohibited without prior written permission.


You agree that your use of the service provided by shall be at your sole risk. To the fullest extent permitted by law,, its owners, officers, directors, employees, and agents disclaim all warranties, express or implied, in connection with the Web site and your use thereof. makes no warranties or representations about the accuracy or completeness of the service”™s content or the content or any sites linked to this service, and assumes no liability or responsibility for any (i) errors, mistakes, or inaccuracies of content, (ii) personal injury or property damage, or any nature whatsoever, resulting from your access to and use of the service, (iii) any unauthorized access to or use of our secure servers and/or any and all personal information and/or financial information stored therein, (iv) any interruption or cessation or transmission to or from the service, (v) any bugs, viruses, trojan horses, or the like which may be transmitted to or through the service by any third party, and/or (vi) any errors or omissions in any content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any content posted, emailed, transmitted or otherwise made available via the service. does not warrant, endorse, guarantee, or assume responsibility for any product or service advertised or offered by a third party through the service or any hyperlinked Web site, or featured in any banner or other advertising, and good will not be a party to or in any way be responsible for monitoring any transaction between you and third-party providers of products or services. As with the purchase of a product or service through any medium or in any environment, you should use your best judgment and exercise caution where appropriate.

Some states or other jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusions may not apply to you. You may also have other rights that vary from state to state and jurisdiction to jurisdiction.

Limitation of liability

You agree that and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, employees, agents, partners and licensors shall not be liable to you for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including, but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data, or other intangible losses, resulting from: (i) the use of the inability to use the service; (ii) the cost of procurement of substitute goods and services resulting from any goods, data, information or services purchased or obtained or messages received or transactions entered into through or from the service; (iii) unauthorized access to or alteration or your transmissions or data; (iv) statements or conduct of any third party on the service: or (v) any other matter relating to the service.

Some states or other jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitations and exclusions may not apply to you.