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February 1, 2017December 15, 2023

Jon Stewart: “Bullshit Only” Replaces “English Only” Movement

The bullshit is getting so deep, soon we’ll need to walk around on stilts.

Jon Stewart: President Donald Trump Is Making Bulls**t The Official U.S. Language, by Ed Mazza, Huffington Post, February 2, 2017

He also found what may be the one saving grace of the Trump presidency.

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Jon Stewart is back, and he wasted no time going after President Donald Trump.

Appearing on the “Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on Tuesday night, the former “Daily Show” host made some unusual wardrobe choices in honor of the new president.

“The president sets men”™s fashion,” Stewart said. “I saw the inauguration, super-long tie, dead animal on head.”

So wearing a dead animal on his head “” and a super-long tie “” Stewart proceeded to read what he claimed were some upcoming executive orders. One of them was to make bullshit the official language of the United States.

“I, Donald J. Trump, have instructed my staff to speak only in bullshit,” Stewart read. “And by the way, none of that “˜Sure, I”™ll speak bullshit at work but at home I”™m going to use facts and real information.”™ No! Bullshit all the time. Immersion: It”™s the only way to be fluent.”

January 13, 2012December 15, 2023

Stephen Colbert Explores Presidential Run

Stephen Colbert readies for presidential run
by Kim Geiger
LA Times
January 13, 2012

After hinting that he might jump into the South Carolina presidential primary race, satirist Stephen Colbert on Thursday moved one step closer to becoming a presidential candidate, declaring the formation of an “exploratory committee” and turning over his super-PAC to fellow Comedy Central host Jon Stewart.

The move is largely symbolic – Colbert missed the Nov. 1 deadline to join the GOP primary ballot and has not qualified for the ballot in any other states. It’s unclear how he plans to win votes in South Carolina, where write-in votes “are not allowed in political party primaries or for president and vice-president,” according to the South Carolina State Election Commission.

But it allows Colbert to press forward with what has become a running skit mocking federal campaign laws.

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September 18, 2010December 15, 2023

Don’t Yank My Wanky, I’ll Do It Myself!

Not to be outdone by Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive both planned simultaneously for October 30 on the National Mall in Washington DC, masturbators took to the streets in Delaware to protest Republican senatorial nominee Christine O”™Donnell”™s anti-whacking position:

Delaware Masturbators March Against O”™Donnell
The Borowitz Report
September 17, 2010

Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History

Wilmington (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O”™Donnell”™s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O”™Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they”™re used to acting alone.” Continue reading “Don’t Yank My Wanky, I’ll Do It Myself!”