Filed under: Satire
Given the terrors of today’s environment, I get the jitters in airports, schools, shopping malls, and on city streets. I would like to know how to become invisible.
Phil in Ashville
You and what army.
As you probably guessed, the U.S. Army.
But they haven’t quite got it down yet. The current state of the art is theoretical and mainly involves camouflaging troops and weapons to avoid electronic detection.
So it looks you’re gonna have to go with hoodoo and voodoo. A search should reveal a fair number of sites making promises that they likely can’t keep. Spells and incantations, that sort of thing.
One vendor assures you there’s no “mumbo jumbo or hocus pocus” to the method offered (at a price), you won’t get stuck in some other dimension or astral plane. While the seller eschews “reprehensible behavior” on the part of those who become invisible, an illustration shows an invisible man lifting a woman’s skirt.
I wouldn’t worry too much about getting stuck in some other dimension. Read more…