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by Dan Kadison, Wire Services
New York Post
August 6, 2007

A British pub operator will begin pumping in fragrances to help offset foul smells once cloaked by cigarette smoke.

Mitchells & Butlers will test scents such as leather, cut grass and ocean breeze now that England has banned smoking in enclosed public spaces.

“Appetizing food smells have increased, but others are less attractive, such as stale food and beer, damp sweat and body odor, drains and – how do you put this nicely? – flatulence,” said a manager for one M & B brand.