Real gallows humor:
Condemned Texas inmate looking to deliver joke at execution
By Michael Graczyk
Houston Chronicle/AP
June 3, 2007
Livingston, Texas “” Condemned prisoner Patrick Knight wants to leave them laughing.
Knight acknowledges there’s nothing funny about his likely execution later this month for the fatal shooting of his neighbors, Walter and Mary Werner, almost 16 years ago outside Amarillo. But to help him come up with his final statement, Knight is accepting jokes mailed to him on Texas’ death row or e-mailed to a friend who has a Web site for him. The friend then mails him the jokes.
Knight said the joke he finds the funniest will be his final statement the evening of June 26.
“I’m not trying to disrespect the Werners or anything like that,” he told The Associated Press from death row. “I’m not trying to say I don’t care what’s going on. I’m about to die. I’m not going to sit here and whine and cry and moan and everything like that when I’m facing the punishment I’ve been given.
…He said he’s already received about 250 wisecracks. …”I know I’m not innocent,” said Knight, who believes his appeals have been exhausted. “They think they’re killing me. They think they’re punishing me. They’ve already punished me. I’ve already had 16 years of punishment. They’re releasing me. They’re letting me go. That’s helping me out. That’s the way I look at it.” Read the whole article here.