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Editor’s Note: This video depicts graphic and deadly American military action against unarmed, non-combatant people, two of whom were Reuters journalists holding cameras standing on a street in Iraq in 2007. The incident was vetted by the military and apparently covered up. WikiLeaks obtained the footage from military whistleblowers and stands by its authenticity. It is difficult to watch. Proceed with caution.
WikiLeaks has released a classified U.S. military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad — including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-site, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.
The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured. After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own “Rules of Engagement”…
For further information and/or to see the longer version of this video, please visit the special project website, CollateralMurder.com
Egyptians pan Asian import that ‘restores’ virginity
by Broderick Perkins
Offbeat News Examiner
October 12, 2009
An Asian import grants a woman a sort of “do over” on her first time in the sack and conservative Egyptian lawmakers want to ban the device, unambiguously named the “Artificial Virginity Hymen.”
After a woman inserts the device, it expands to make the woman feel tighter. Intercourse pressures the device to rupture and leak “just the right amount” of blood-like liquid, according to Gigimo-brand product literature.
“Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable,” the product’s description continues.
Available for $30, the artificial hymen is intended to help newly wed wives dupe their husbands into believing they are virgins, a marriage prerequisite for many women of the Middle East. The product’s description says the faux hymen is made in Japan, but it’s shipped from an online Chinese sex products company. (more…)
A small tribute to George Carlin by DCLugi
thanks Stuart and Wanda
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The Church of Euthanasia: “Save the Planet, Kill Yourself”
Bizarre Religions and Cults around the World
October 25, 2007
The Church of Euthanasia (CoE) is a dadaist organization started by Rev. Chris Korda in the Boston, Massachusetts area of the United States. According to the church’s website, it is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.” The CoE uses sermons, music, culture jamming, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth’s unsustainable population. The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with anti-abortion Christian activists.
According to the church’s website, the one commandment is “Thou shalt not procreate”. The CoE further asserts four principle pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism (“strictly limited to consumption of the already dead”), and sodomy (“any sexual act not intended for procreation”). The church stresses population reduction by voluntary means only. Therefore murder, rape and involuntary sterilization are strictly forbidden by church doctrine. (more…)
The following is excerpted from Paul Krassner’s book, Sex, Drugs and the Twinkie Murders: -JS
In the midst of Disneyland’s 50th anniversary celebration, DisneyLies.com claimed to be serving 50 to 100 gigabites a day of such online imagery as a couple of newlyweds caught on Tom Sawyer Island after dark, major nudity on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, and a virtual orgy on Pirates of the Caribbean. There was also a steamy incident with a couple of cast members in the secret room at the top of the Matterhorn, too. Ah, but what about all those cartoon characters themselves? (more…)