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Flipping Off St. Petersburg

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Submitted by Kate McCamy:


Why Russian Art Group Voina ‘Dicked” a St. Petersburg Bridge
AnimalNewYork.com
June 16, 2010:

… St Petersburg’s renegade art-group of political pranksters – Voina (War) – turned a historic bridge into one giant “Fuck You!” to the Russian federal agencies. Here’s how they pulled it off.

Over the years, Voina staged many actions: police station take-overs, anti-homophobic faux-lynchings in malls, stray cat throwing into swanky restaurants, anti-Medvedev public orgies and all kinds of ruckus. Their most recent target: the headquarters of FSB, the offices of Russia’s KGB incarnate Federal Security Service. Our source: Voina themselves. (more…)

How the Taliban Hide from the Americans

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Filed under: Satire

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Save the World… Do Nothing!

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Filed under: Fact or Fiction?, You Decide

From Kate McCamy: ABOUT TIME!!!!! I’ll do my part of the strike, by doing nothing!! No really, isn’t that what a strike is?? This would be a great day…


As seen on http://www.votestrike.org/:

General Strike! No school, no work, no shopping, no life as usual… Not for today. Not for this week. Not until we’ve won!

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Now This Takes Skill!

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Filed under: Truth that's Stranger than Fiction

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How to Handle Irritating Passengers

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Filed under: How to Pull Off a Prank, Instructionals

Submitted by Kate McCamy’s Dad:

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airliner, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then click this link at boortz.com

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Paris processes

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day whatev…

Dear Diary,

paris-hilton-1200.jpgSo had to get to Hawaii to get my base tan back. Of course after getting my roots touched up, OMG 23 days in jail and you can totally go to the dogs! But I did learn a few things and that is pretty hot, you know to take the bad and make lemonade out of it and not have it be too sour, you know? Just sweet enough? With a straw and all?

One is that jail is a weight loss program where you can eat whatever crap they give you and still lose those unwanted three pounds. And it’s much better than rehab cos rehab makes you look like a druggie. And jail can be a good career move like Martha Stewart and all. That there is a God because there’s gonna be a Spice Girls reunion and that bible reading stuff really makes you more sympathetic and lessens your sentence. And from now on I’m just gonna follow all the laws. And I miss my new vent girlfriends, really I do and I want to help them not be there anymore so I’m gonna some how open a home for them somewhere, and it will be nice and have curtains and stuff. See I do have a big heart and am sincere!

I also learned that the judicial system is pretty fucked up if they pump up my sentence then let me have privileges that no other inmate has. I mean isn’t that what they call oxymoronic? But thank God I got out in time for the Victoria Secret bathing suit sale! I may be super rich but I like a bargain too, especially now that I’m more real and stuff.

Paris: “I’ve changed. No, really.”

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Days 19 – 23

Dear Diary,

http://yoshithin.blogspot.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-prison-diet.htmlDay 19
So I finally read about my case, OMG I really shouldn’t have been driving. Elliot so should have told me, well louder than he did cos wow, you are so not allowed to drive if your license is suspended, unless it’s for work and all. As my friend Brittany would say, “OOOPs I did again…” So like I read a little more, you know? And there are sooo many laws out there I’m surprised that everyone isn’t in jail right now. I mean like EVERYBODY, cos it’s like impossible not to be breaking some kinda law somewhere, even Ghandi or that other guy who isn’t dead, the Lama guy? I bet ya even he has broken some kinda law. And I know most of the Bush administration has broken laws that’s for sure. So like if the guys in charge of making sure that the laws are followed aren’t even doing it, like why should I? It’s really not fair. Maybe Nicky and I can start another charity about making the world a fairer place. I mean if we were really all equal wouldn’t that be great? Well except for Juanita who cleans the house, sorry honey. Oh and Pedro the pool Guy and Elliot, even tho he thinks he’s equal, but dream on fuckwad!

Ok so I’ve heard that there is some irony of me being in jail. I thought Irony was when you eat spinach and it’s good for you cos it has iron and shit in it, but you get it stuck in your teeth and that looks like ass then that is irony.

Day 20
Now I can’t get paid for an interview!!? I am so PO’ed. I mean what? How am I supposed to cash in like OJ! (more…)

Paris: “Oy Chihuahua!”

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day 18

Dear Diary,

cocopuppy2200.jpgOMG I just don’t know who to give my post prison interview to! It’s a bidding war out there. I’ll make million easy from just one lousy interview. You know this jailbird thing is really paying off. Then there’s the book and the movie. Eliot was right, this is a good career move. Just like when Elvis died. Oh and I lost weight! I was feeling fat so I stopped eating and like over night lost the fat. The food here pretty much sucks ass. Sometimes they let me order in, but not if it gets me fat. I am so psyched to get out of the slammer, I’m counting the days, cos I can now, just a few left. IF I get out for good behavior. Which I have been very good. No partying, or hanky panky, I mean with who? Definately not with the BDB guard!! She told me I need to gain weight! What is wrong with her?? It’s really weird you know? I have never been so alone and by myself, this is like the biggest time out ever. And I have been thinking, I mean really rolling a few things around in my head, so that should make that prick of a judge happy. It’s like having to focus, for a while on one thing so it really sinks in. I can’t wait to see my dogs, I forgot about them and now I miss Tinkerbell 3 or is it 4?

Paris ponders

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day 16 & 17

Dear Diary,

The Thinker by RodinDay 16
Ok so like they have found jewelry from a real real long time ago, like a hundred thousand years ago, like way back when the human race was just beginning there were baubles and stuff. I think that is sooo cool cos that proves that the superficiality that I’m accused of has been going on for one hundred thousand years, so like way before me, OK? I know that the dumb act is old after 25, and I’m working on it, which is why I’m paying attention and all, like how I found about the old beads and I connected the dots and all. I read it in the Media, you got that? The “Feral Media”, so it isn’t all bad if you can actually learn something, right? I think the press is bad when they tell lies because that’s not fair to us the readers cos how will we know? I mean when I lie I know it, and same with other people like the vice president, you can see it in their eyes, but when you READ it and it’s a lie, you can’t see the writer’s eyes. So it’s, you know, complicated, so no more “manipulation of the truth” OK? Promise? Wouldn’t that be great if I could use my fame to stop the world from lying?

Day 17
Nicky has raised some money for her pretty prison charity. Well enough to get some antimacassars for the rec room sofa and some vases that can be bolted down so there are fresh cut flowers. Seems everything has to be bolted down here cos some of the girls here have anger management issues. There is this one girl, I swear she has no teeth, so not hot. I guess roses are out cos they have bitey thorns, maybe some daisies? They are probably safe. (more…)

Paris: Orange is not my favorite color

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day 14 & 15

Dear Diary,

orangejumpsuit200.jpgDay 14
I mean just because I’m rich and famous and people look up to me doesn’t mean I HAVE to be a role model! I mean GOD! Why can’t they just let me go? I promise I won’t tell. I’m way out of my comfort zone right now. This guy, Bill who is like this synchronicity expert or something, said that God has a design and that everything happens for a reason. Well, if there is a God, I wouldn’t be here in the Lynwood correctional facility! Personally I think it’s just an energy force that we create ourselves and what we put out comes back and I guess I must’ve pissed some one off because they put me in here! Who ever you are, thanks a fucking lot! From now on you are spam to me!

Day 15
I feel terrible, my little sister Nicky is so freaked. Totally freaking out. She is really really sad about me being here, and can’t handle it cos it’s like being in the movies because of the jumpsuit and glass wall. And even I can’t pull off this much orange. But she had the coolest idea, because jails are sooo bad and oogy that they really need some funding to make them better so she is inspired to start a charity to make jails nicer. So I feel better about this whole stupid thing now. Maybe that synchronicity guy was right. There is a reason for everything. But I’m really really pissed off about missing Barbara’s unveiling of her start on the Hollywood walk of fame. That totally sucks ass. I can’t believe I couldn’t get out just for that, I mean how many times does that happen, huh? Like NEVER for you losers!

Paris figures a way out

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day 12 & 13

Dear Diary,

paris_hilton-glasses2002.jpgDay 12
Libby is going to jail too! I don’t feel so alone. I guess if you are famous jail is the new black. Scooter isn’t really “famous famous” he’s just a politician. Seems like a lot of them are going to the slammer these days. Oh well. At least he won’t have that BDB for a guard like me. And it’s really really unfair that I have to serve more time than the regular criminals! There is like a jihad against celebrity in this world I swear. So not fair. Like Princess Diana was killed for pissing off the Queen by dating that guy who like, owned Harrods?! and Barbaro was killed cos he was really really fast. OMG I fear for my life! I swear I sit in the corner of my room waiting for the next brick to fall but I can’t do anything about it cos they won’t even let me have a nail file. As you can see I’m pretty depressed right now, and they had the nerve to move me back into the normal jail. It’s so not fair! My feet are so gross and they won’t let me get a pedicure! I can’t take it anymore! Mommy!

Day 13
Yeah it’s visiting day! I look forward to Saturday like more than anything I’ve ever looked forward to in my whole life, even my trips to the spa. Which if I stop to think about it a day at the spa really means a day in the mud. Why are all beauty treatments so gross? It’s so cute, fans are making these Paris cupcakes with a popsickle stick made into a file stuck in side. Is that darling or what? Sooo Elliot, even though I’m mad at him for everything right now and want to scratch his eyes out. Mom and Dad said I’m doing great and that I’ll get out early for good behavior.

Paris: My actions have consequences, kind of

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Day 11

Dear Diary,

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I am paying more attention, really, because, I was like watching this bug, I think it was a fly, because it was flying and I watched for like hours as it flew in circles around my room. Although it was more like a square because it was flying and hitting these imaginary corners so it was more square like. So, see? I am paying attention, right? It felt kinda like a K hole, meditative, you know? But with no drugs involved, was really weird but cool because it’s so much better for you to get high with out the drugs, right? I mean especially for the complexion. I think E makes me break out. So I am really thankful to the fly for making me realize this and then I squished it with my prison flip flop cos they’re nasty and carry germs and stuff. And then I felt all oogy and bad for killing the fly. I mean it is a living thing, even though they’re gross, right? So now I feel crummy. Sometimes paying attention is a real bring down. Like the pandas dying in the zoos, they are soooo cute, I mean that is like so SO sad. Bummed me right out. And then I read about the Koala bears having lesbian orgies in the zoos, I mean what is going on in those zoos?? Hey Joey baby, think about it, Koala’s gone wild!

Paris finds God in jail

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Exclusive for ArtofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Days 8 thru 10

Dear Diary,

http://arcmusic.wordpress.com/2007/06/08/paris-back-in-the-hoose-cow/Day 8
I think I figured out why the bull dyke bitch is such a well, you know, bitch? She told me that it costs something like ten times more money to put some one in the medical ward, well sure. It’s much nicer, the rooms are sunnier and the colors go with my complexion, I’m a winter. But you’d think that for $1,109.78 a day you’d at least get a massage! Oh and this woman from the ACLU was snooping around and was complaining that this ward is for people worse off than me. Who could be worse than me right now??!! And I signed all those petitions for their causes. I’m marking stuff from the ACLU as spam from now on! So it seems my handlers really liked the me being more spiritual and turning to God. So I guess I have to run with that for a little while. Has anyone ever read that Bible? It’s fucking huge and from what I can tell full of clichés!

Day 9
Saw mom and dad today. Nearly caused a riot outside, supposedly they got special treatment and were rushed passed the line. Well DUH, of course they get the royal treatment cos they’re, you know, Hiltons? I mean come on. I mean please, if we were all really equal then I wouldn’t even be here! No there is a human need that is in the DNA spiral thingy to create idols. Like the Greek myths and all, up to Marilyn Monroe alright? (more…)

Paris is burning

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Exclusive for ArofthePrank.com! Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary!
Days 1 thru 7

Dear Diary,

www.glitzblog.comDay 1
it’s Monday, my first day, and I can tell you Jail sucks. I mean I’m sorry and all for whatever they said I did. I mean I was just getting a damn burger, since when is that a crime??? I hate It here. And I’m freaking out cos they just told me that I can only use the phone for something like an hour, and I have to call collect, which I never did before. Weird? and I have to use a regular phone that other people touch and stuff! And they said there’d be no torture! I hate this place. If I’d a known all this I would never have come. I can’t wait to leave. I can’t believe I’m allowed one stupid hour on line! At least I can cram in some shopping but man this is like so killing me. How could they put ME in here? I have something like 167699 myspace friends, I mean come on, doesn’t that count for something?

Day 2
I broke a nail

Day 3
Ican’tfuckingtakeitanymore!!!! I told the judge that from now on I’ll pay attention to everything and I am, I really am. But the problem is that I have too much time to think. I’m freakin’ I really am. I see how shallow my whole life has been, totally caught up in the consumerism and illusions of celebrity and now that I am forced to look inward I see how each breath I take is a gift and that life is precious and how from now on I’m gonna totally look at life differently.
I just re-read this and it’s pretty clear I’m going crazy!! HELP ME!!

Day 4
I’m home, I am so so glad to be out of that rat infested damp cell.Actully I think the walls were sheet rock cos I could hear the girl next door freakin out. But whatever. I got off because I have something called a malady or syndrome. I am deeply afflicted with claustrophobia syndrome or something like that. But whatever I’m home, in my room and oops there goes my phone again. (more…)

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