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Can we expect to see another space alien in the White House as a result of the forthcoming presidential election?
Randy in Utah.
Your question suggests a belief that there has already been a genuine space alien occupant and of course a study of the speech patterns and manners of the younger Bush supports that thesis.
There is also photographic evidence of endorsement of both younger Bush and Bill Clinton by visitors from “out there.”
In the campaign for the last GOP nomination, Mitt Romney referred to Newt Gingrich as “Newt Skywalker,” perhaps he knew something. But Newt is not likely to try again.
My bet at the moment would be Hillary Clinton. She says that early in life she wanted to travel in space. That might be it, a serious clue. The lady is homesick. She says that at a tender age she wrote to NASA asking the qualifications for astronaut. At the time, she was told, “No women allowed.”
Well, let them try to stop her once she’s president.
As things stand, the field is still open, we’ll keep you posted.
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