Florida Family Association Brands April Fools’ Day Parade “Progressive Liberals”

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Filed under: Satire, The Big One, Truth that's Stranger than Fiction

From Joey Skaggs: Based on the hate-mail I received, apparently because the Florida Family Association featured the April Fools’ Day Parade on their website, I expect to see the FFA protesting at the parade. If so, I’m sure the crowd will elect them hands-down winner as this year’s collective King of Fools. They seem to confuse satire with Satan.


From the Florida Family Association:

Liberal New York April Fools day parade to mock Florida Family Association for public opposition to TLC’s All-American Muslim.

The progressive liberals in New York have added Florida Family Association leader David Caton to a list of people to mock in their April Fools day parade because of the organization’s public opposition to TLC’s All-American Muslim.

The PRNewswire reports in part:

The 27th Annual April Fools’ Day Parade will begin at Fifth Avenue and 59th Street at 12 noon, Sunday, April 1, 2012. Rain or shine, the parade will march down Fifth Avenue to Washington Square Park for the climactic selection of the King or Queen of Fools from the costumed marching look-alikes.

The marching celebrity look-alikes will include M.I.A. and Adele flipping the bird; Rush Limbaugh yelling “You slut!”; Arizona Governor Jan Brewer wagging her finger; Sara Palin citing Paul Revere revisionist history; Florida Family Association leader David Caton protesting anything Muslim; Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour bound to his pardoned prisoners as he sings Sam Cook’s “Chain Gang.” Following the parade down to Washington Square Park will be a brigade of New York City’s Finest led by Officer Anthony Bologna, pepper spraying the crowd.


Here’s a sampling of the hate mail:

Looks like you folks need to do some praying, you guys are a bunch of hate mongers.

When you crown the “FOOL” this year, I would suggest YOU! Nothing is more predictable than a bunch of left wing KOOK liberals who are mocking average AMERICAN citizens. People of your ilk are so completely ignorant of what AMERICANS truly think because you are stuck in your cesspool of liberal idiocy.

At least you have picked the right day to display your stupidity! You are, indeed, fools!!

Have a great day living a life of degradation as that is ALL you have!

Is this anyway for a so called Christian to act. The MASTER see’s all and he is keeping acct, do not mock Christianity.