How to Handle Irritating Passengers

Submitted by Kate McCamy’s Dad:

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on an airliner, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then click this link at boortz.com

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